Hey Readers,
With the dog days of summer slowly coming to an end, it’s about that time to preview what the rest of this year has in store for the moviegoers. After arguably one of the worst summers in recent history, let’s hope 2016 can go out with a bit of flair and make amends for such a lackluster season. Let’s get started and take a look at the most talked about movies releasing in September.
Sully (Sept. 9, 2016)

First on the list comes from acclaimed director-actor Clint Eastwood, and tells the remarkable true story of airline pilot Chelsey Sullenberger. After a mechanical failure, Captain Sullenberger improvises and glides his airplane along the waters of the Hudson River, safely rescuing all 155 crew and passengers. However, the bulk of this movie takes place after said event, and attempts to pull back the curtain on the unfolding investigation that threatened to destroy Sullenberger’s reputation and career.
Although Eastwood’s recent few directed projects have been up and down, he made a safe play casting Tom Hanks to play the titled hero. Even if the movie is subpar, we can all rest easy knowing Hanks will no doubt deliver his typical Oscar-worthy performance as a white American just trying to do the right thing in tough circumstances (Saving Private Ryan, Captain Phillips, Bridge of Spies, hell, basically all of his movies). Seriously though, Hanks is so good at this type of role that he could win an Academy Award every single time. He more than likely won’t as he’s already won so many damn times, but I will bet he at least gets a nomination.
Snowden (Sept. 16, 2016)

Another movie based on true events, Snowden details the story behind Edward Snowden, an NSA employee who fled the United States following his act of releasing thousands of classified government documents to the press. Whether you agree with what he did or not, the impact from his action was groundbreaking, and called into question everything we thought we believed in and about our country’s government.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Edward, and Oliver Stone, the man behind such movies as Platoon, JFK, Natural Born Killers, and Any Given Sunday, helms the project. Stone’s resume shows his versatility in multiple genres, so this is one definitely worth at least keeping one eye towards. However, if you need something more to sell you on this, look no further than the list of the cast where the name “Nicolas Cage” appears for an unspecified role. That man doesn’t get cast unless it’s for a surefire masterpiece (see Ghost Rider 1 & 2, The Wicker Man, etc…), so, yeah, what more do you need?
The Magnificent Seven (Sept. 23, 2016)

Rather than being based on a true story, the next on the list is a remake nobody had really desired, but Hollywood said, “Screw it,” and greenlit it anyway. Set during the times of the Old West, a town is under the ruthless control of industrialist Bartholomew Bogue, leaving the desperate townsfolk with no choice but to employ a group of outlaws, bounty hunters, hired guns, and gamblers to save them.
Although this movie won’t be breaking any new ground in terms of originality, it boasts a pretty talented cast led by Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, and Ethan Hawke. Denzel is an actor who attracts movie attendance just with his name, and Pratt is closing on that same status. This is mainly because, well, they’re pretty damn good at acting, so even though this movie doesn’t seem to offer anything new, you can at least go in knowing you’ll be watching a couple of the top actors deliver good performances. Despite the rest of the cast generally being unknown to the public majority, ensemble movies create opportunities for them to showcase their talents with the more famous actors/actresses, and make a lasting impression.
If you’re looking for a movie where you can shut off your brain, and just look for eye candy entertainment with a classic smiling and gun totting Denzel, then The Magnificent Seven should leave you satisfied.
Goat (Sept. 23, 2016)

A movie that will surely make you hate almost all of its characters, Goat is a story of a 19-year-old boy (Nick Jonas) who pledges the same fraternity as his brother in order to cope from a terrifying assault. However, the boy soon discovers that this frat will test his loyalty to his brother in some brutal ways.
It’s tough to know the main goal of this movie before actually seeing it. It appears to be something that aims to shed light on the Greek Life culture, and the many preconceived problems within and about it; rather than show us how those beliefs could be false. If this is the case, then this will no doubt have you shaking your head the whole time while thinking, this is why I f’ing hate frats. Depending on what transpires by its conclusion, it will be interesting to see if the audience can share any sort of empathy/sympathy with the characters as that’s an area that will make this movie either sink or swim.
Storks (Sept. 23, 2016)

Following the success of The Lego Movie and Happy Feet, Warner Bros. is taking another dive into the animated realm with the movie, Storks. As children, we all heard the stories of storks delivering newborn babies to the doorsteps of their parents, but what happens when that job is no longer theirs to do? Well they deliver packages for global internet giant Cornerstone.com of course! But when the top delivery stork accidentally turns on the Baby Making Machine and produces an unauthorized baby girl, it is up to said stork to deliver her safely to her home, and restore the storks’ true mission in the world.
Andy Samberg and Jennifer Anniston grab the top billing, and director Nicholas Stoller takes his first crack at animation following his live action comedies like Neighbors 1 &2, Get Him to the Greek, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. With those comedic successes, it appears Stoller is more than capable of directing something of top quality, albeit towards a family friendly audience; but having the hilarious and goofy Samberg as his lead certainly helps. Samberg manages to shine in just about anything he’s in, and judging from the previews this looks to be no different. This has the potential to be the family movie of the year.
Masterminds (Sept. 30, 2016)

Staying in the comedy genre, Masterminds is based on the true story of a night guard at an armored car company in the Southern United States who organizes one of the biggest bank heists in American history. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Holy shit, Lopes, how many more true stories are we going to get?!” Well I’m happy to say we still have one more! And that’s without even looking into the other remaining months of 2016!
Anyways, even though September is looking like it should be called True Story Month, there is always the chance for comedic success when you have the likes of Zach Galifianakis, Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, and Kristen Wiig leading the way. Galifianakis plays the main character who is duped into the heist by double-crossers attempting to make him the fall guy, and must evade authorities as well as a hilarious looking and acting hitman (Sudeikis) while trying to turn the tables on his betrayers. The preview did make me audibly chuckle several times, with Sudeikis’ character being the main provider; however, it is PG-13 so there is the risk of the humor being too tame. Let’s just hope the best jokes weren’t used for the trailer.
Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children (Sept.30,2016)

Based on the true st– ah just kidding, it’s based on a book instead! Director Tim Burton lends his visionary mind to this best-selling novel adaptation about a boy who discovers clues to a mystery that spans different worlds and times that lead him to a place home to children with peculiar powers. As he learns more about the children’s powers and their enemies, the mystery and danger deepen forcing him to use his own peculiarities to save his new friends.
If you are a fan of Tim Burton’s, than that alone should entice you towards seeing this movie. This seems rather fitting, as his weird, unique storytelling and imagery matches the story’s, and sets him apart from all other directors; you know when you’re watching a Tim Burton movie. Eva Green plays the caretaker, Miss Peregrine, and also seems suited for this kind of fantasy yet dreary stylized world following her success in the gothic Showtime series Penny Dreadful. Samuel Jackson plays the villain of the movie, and has proven to deliver a top performance whether he’s on the good or bad side. Look for this to be the first entry of a franchise if this produces well in the box office.
Deepwater Horizon (Sept. 30, 2016)

Closing out September is our last true-story-inspired movie about the offshore drilling rig Deepwater Horizon, which exploded April 2010 and created the largest oil spill in United States history (it seems like September is trying to show us our history’s biggest f ups, and dammit they’re doing a helluva job!)
The disastrous event is witnessed through the eyes of Marky Mark Wahlberg’s character, who must gather the remaining crew together as they attempt to survive and search for a way off the sinking structure. One thing that can be guaranteed is there will be no shortage of heart pounding drama and action, as director Peter Berg is no stranger to this type of movie following his other true story adaptions Lone Survivor and Fright Night Lights. Even if the you know the story’s outcome, Berg has a way of keeping you in the moment and on the edge of your seat as his highly suspenseful scenes play out.
That concludes our sneak peek at September’s movie releases. Be sure to keep a look out for more monthly previews as the year continues to wind down.
Lopes